ok now I need 50ccs of stanley/narrator fic in my veins, stat
Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.
Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.Seriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.
Fucking hell yes
Dojima pulls up next to the seal in his squad car. He gets out, walks up to the seal, and gives it a good look over.
"You’re under arrest, you little shitdick."
Dojima proceeds to cuff the seal and toss it in the back of his squad car.
Ruby: My cheerfulness hides my insecurities. My ignorance does not mask my intelligence.
Weiss: My coldness hides my pain. My attitude does not mask my care.
Blake: My quietness hides my secrets. My past does not define me.
Yang: My beauty hides my strength. My actions do not weigh me down.