hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

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1 hour ago  —  8/1/2014  —  21,856 notes
#i'M GONNA #pfft




weiss’s fucking stubby ass legs as she balances on top of the chair

1 hour ago  —  8/1/2014  —  26 notes
#shes so t i n y #crimtext #i love her #rwby




professor-ozpin:

I was thinking about doing one for the fucking teapot tbh

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A̘̦L̶̻̠̻̯̼̬͍̳̞L̨̳̙̹̱̺̩͚͝ ̶̙͇̟̤̥̪͉͎̀͢ͅH͕̼̀A̵͏̪̖I͠͏̪̦͚̫͓̘̹͝L̞̖̯̟̕͞

1 hour ago  —  8/1/2014  —  9 notes
#okay but #aside from the good professor #does anyone feel the arcane power of forces that are never meant to be seen or sensed #merely feared? #as you gaze into that deceptively pearly white surface and a thousand spiders crawl down your back? #no? just me? #I'll be the one to survive the reckoning #I suppose I'll stop being that doomsday guy and start looking for ozpin desk references #I'm feeling mandesk tbh #hey i'm also a gun #want me to show you #he says in a complete monotone #expression intense and unwavering yet rippling with sexual power #somehow this became an essay #whatever #i'll keep talking #i wanted to do a plain gijinka of ozpin's coffee cup too #probably a KAWAIIMOE girl who's the cane's assistant #but doesn't do anything because cane likes bullying glynda's wand into doing stuff instead #ok i'm done #i've run out of things to say #my mom bought nutella today #she tried really hard despite not knowing any english #and only knowing what peanut butter was #she found the nutella and bought it #i love that woman #i just pressed tab to go to the tags but i was already in the tags #i'm gonna go shower now




"Don’t you dare
Shrink yourself
For someone else’s comfort -
Do not become small
For people who refuse to grow."
— Advice To My Future Daughter  (via nofatnowhip)
1 hour ago  —  7/31/2014  —  81,709 notes
#wise words




carl-thecreator:

Drink hella water, eat hella fruit

1 hour ago  —  7/31/2014  —  16,672 notes
#wise words




eirawindsong replied to your quote “Definitely; it’s so spacious. The moans and screams would reverberate…”

CRIM, WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK THAT QUESTION? IS IT BECAUSE YOSHI AND VSEOV AREN’T THERE?

okay but have you seen ozpin’s desk vi

would you not want to ravish/be ravished by somebody on top of that

1 hour ago  —  7/31/2014  —  1 note
#eirawindsong #crimreplies #waiT SEV WATCHES RWBY??? I THOUGHT I WAS JUST YOSHI




RWBY + RTAH References

1 hour ago  —  7/31/2014  —  5,602 notes
#roosterteeth #achievement hunter #I want jaune and mercury to have a talk about the intricacies of the xray/vav character dynamic #please #rwby




tahthetrickster:

with my

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ninja info cards

1 hour ago  —  7/31/2014  —  656 notes
#I've been waiting for this post since the day i was born #rwby




"Definitely; it’s so spacious. The moans and screams would reverberate throughout the room."
— Aaron when I asked him “would you have sex in Ozpin’s office?”
2 hours ago  —  7/31/2014  —  7 notes
#aaron with the scientific supporting details #irl friends #rwby #crimtext #nsfw




professor-ozpin:

Seeing all this Weiss hate like

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(art property of crimsonalloy)

2 hours ago  —  7/31/2014  —  18 notes
#wait whAT THE FUCK SI THERE ACTUAL WEISS HATE??? I CANNOT BELIEVE #man what a relic #why would you even #rwby